It's obligitary for everyone to have something like this on their DA page I suppose, at least I ain't been tagged, so it's on my terms. Stolen from

Looked like a giggle, thought why the hell not
Bit of fun right?
We like fun

Fun's good


1. ONE OF YOUR SCARS, HOW DID YOU GET IT?
Learning what "rule 34" was

2. WHAT IS ON THE WALLS IN YOUR ROOM?
fuckin'....spaceman...wallpaper, no money to redecorate...it's a good idea when you're 7, you don't really plan for financial hardship and inability to renovate at that age

3. DO YOU SNORE, GRIND YOUR TEETH, OR TALK IN YOUR SLEEP?
I'm asleep when that's supposed to happen, so I've got other people's word for it, and when other people say I've occasionally spoken in another language that I can't speak a word of conciously in my sleep...I'm not inclined to believe them

4. WHAT TYPE OF MUSIC DO YOU LISTEN TO?
Everything minus that "YO! YO! WE'Z GONNA CUT'Z YA!" crap, \"ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR\" type death metal crap

And the just plain crap

5. DO YOU KNOW WHAT TIME YOU WERE BORN?
You have birthDAYs, if you had birth "instants" I might count the time

6. WHAT DO YOU WANT MORE THAN ANYTHING RIGHT NOW?
...

7. WHAT DO YOU MISS?
Usually, the enemy, when I play games

8. WHAT IS YOUR MOST PRIZED POSSESSION(S)?
My brain

9. HOW TALL ARE YOU?
6'4'' I think...might be 6'5'' if they turn the gravity off

10. DO YOU GET CLAUSTROPHOBIC?
not really.

11. DO YOU GET SCARED IN THE DARK?
It's not the dark, it's what's IN it, I'll answer that one again when I see a worthy candidate

12. THE LAST PERSON TO MAKE YOU CRY?
...

13. WHAT'S YOUR WORST FEAR?
...

14. WHAT KIND OF HAIR/EYE COLOR DO YOU LIKE ON THE OPPOSITE SEX?
If it works and looks good on that person, who cares?

15. WHERE CAN YOU SEE YOURSELF PROPOSING?
Forward thinking are we?

16. COFFEE OR ENERGY DRINK?
Neither, Twirl on it buzzed up Britian

17. FAVORITE PIZZA TOPPING?
Ham, pineapple, cheeze

18. IF YOU COULD EAT ANYTHING RIGHT NOW, WHAT WOULD IT BE?
I'm suprised no-ones made an innuendo out of that one

19. FAVORITE COLOR OF ALL TIME?
Preferably one I could see

20. HAVE YOU EVER EATEN A GOLDFISH?
I like the way this is asked like it's a normal question

21. WHAT WAS THE FIRST MEANINGFUL GIFT YOU'VE EVER RECEIVED?
...

22. DO YOU HAVE A CRUSH?
I've got squash
ba-dum-tish

23. ARE YOU DOUBLE JOINTED?
uhm...

24. FAVORITE CLOTHING BRAND?
Can a price-tag can count as a brand....

30. SAY A NUMBER FROM ONE TO A HUNDRED:
Correction, you mean WRITE the number, and that number is 13

31. BLONDES OR BRUNETTES?
See question 14

32. FAVORITE QUOTE?
...

33. FAVORITE PLACE?
...

34. HAVE YOU BEEN OUT OF THE USA?
Permamently, Live in the UK, been abroad once, to Sweeden

35. YOUR WEAKNESSES?
Red Kryptonite

36. MET ANYONE FAMOUS?
Nope

37. FIRST JOB?
Kitchen assistant, as exciting as it sounds

38. EVER DONE A PRANK CALL?
Nope

39. DO YOU THINK EVERYONE OUT THERE HAS A SOULMATE?
probably, but people die along the way, and never meet in their lifetimes

40. WHAT WERE YOU DOING BEFORE YOU FILLED THIS OUT?
Trying to fill out non-existant waistline

41. HAVE YOU EVER HAD SURGERY?
Never been to hospital

42. WHAT DO YOU GET COMPLIMENTED ABOUT MOST?
Being too "brutal"

43. HAVE YOU EVER HAD BRACES?
Unfortuantely, yes

44. WHAT DO YOU WANT FOR YOUR BIRTHDAY?
I want to know WHAT TIME I WAS BORN DAMNIT!

45. HOW MANY KIDS DO YOU WANT AND THEIR NAMES?
Right now? None

46. WERE YOU NAMED AFTER ANYONE?
Probably some guy named "Steven" I suppose

47. WHAT IS THE BIGGEST TURN OFF OF THE OPPOSITE SEX?
Being a right cow?

48. WHAT IS ONE THING YOU LIKE(D) ABOUT HIGH SCHOOL?
Was easy as hell, English lessons gave me the ability to pick anything apart instantly

49. WHAT KIND OF SHAMPOO DO YOU USE?
One that works

50. DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING?
it's not me who has trouble with it

51. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE LUNCH MEAT?
Thats another innuendo in the bag

52. ANY BAD HABITS?
Probably

53. ARE YOU A JEALOUS PERSON?
Depends on the subject

54. IF YOU WERE ANOTHER PERSON, WOULD YOU BE FRIENDS WITH YOU?
No, because I'd be a different person, wouldn't I?

55. DO YOU AGREE WITH FRIENDS WITH BENEFITS?
What you mean to say is..."would you be happy with a fuck buddy?"...I actually had to look up what "friends with benifits" was

56. DO LOOKS MATTER?
Looks create stereotypes, not only how you want to see yourself, but how other see you, very very important in public
Not so privately

57. HOW DO YOU RELEASE ANGER?
I don't

58. WOULD YOU RATHER GAIN 58 POUNDS OR LOSE 58 POUNDS
Gain first, it depends how I inevitably lose that money in the end that matters

60. WHAT WAS YOUR FAVORITE TOY AS A CHILD?
Freaking Micro machines

61. HOW MANY NUMBERS ARE IN YOUR CELL PHONE?
We're in britian, its "mobile"

62. WERE YOU A FAN OF BARNEY AS A LITTLE KID?
Never seen him in the same light after some kids changed his song lyrics...

63. DO YOU USE SARCASM?
Who doesn't?

64. MASHED POTATOES OR MACARONI AND CHEESE?
Mash

65. WHAT DO YOU LOOK FOR IN A GUY/GIRL?
Doesn't matter, if you're attracted to someone, its a natural instinct, not through list-making

66. WHAT ARE YOUR NICKNAMES?
Steve, peewee, weevil, mr G (the hell?), Stevie, Steve-Steve, lanky, "Sylar" (the HELL?), the doctor (THE HELL?!)

67. FAVORITE SUPER POWER?
Do that funky pyro technic stuff with your hands and force fields

And shit

EDIT: And the power of suggestion

68. WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE TV SHOW?
No idea

69. WHAT'S THE BEST WAY TO DEAL WITH YOUR ENEMIES?
Put a stop to it, it's a very simple concept

70. WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE ICE CREAM FLAVOR?
Everything

71. DO YOU HAVE ALL YOUR FINGERS AND TOES?
Last I counted

72 DO YOU HAVE A COMPUTER IN YOUR ROOM?
yep

73. PLANS FOR TONIGHT?
sleeeeeeeeeeeep...and draw it would seem

74. WHERE DO YOU WANT TO LIVE WHEN YOU ARE OLDER?
Scandinavia somwhere, Denmark, maybe Norway

75. DO YOU WANT EVERYONE TO ANSWER THESE QUESTIONS?
eh?

76. WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO?
Metroid metal, some great stuff

77. LAST THING YOU DRANK?
More squash

78. LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE?
a whole lot of static

79. THE FIRST THING YOU NOTICE IN THE OPPOSITE SEX?
Probably the fact that they're the opposite sex, like most people I suppose, if you were oblivious to gender you might need your eyes tested

80. WHAT DO YOU LIKE TO DO IN YOUR SPARE TIME?
See my DA page

81. FAVORITE THING TO HATE?
"Internet"-y stuff that seems to originate from that god awful "4chan"

82. FAVORITE SEASON OF THE YEAR?
Probably winter

83. WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE TYPE OF CANDY?
I ain't a conniseur

84. HAVE YOU EVER REALLY AND TRULY HAD A BEST FRIEND?
Once...

85. WHAT IS YOUR HAIR COLOR?
Either get told it's blonde or brown, so "fair" hair, or "sand" if we're getting technical

86. EYE COLOR?
Gray-blue

87. SHOE SIZE?
11

88. FAVORITE FAST FOOD PLACE?
Good lord none

89. FAVORITE RESTAURANT?
I'd say cafe nero, it's what a few of us from my class seem to do on thursdays

90. DO YOU LIKE SUSHI?
never tried it

91. WATCH TV TODAY?
No

92. FAVORITE DAY OF THE YEAR?
None really

93. PLAY ANY MUSICAL INSTRUMENTS?
Guitar, piano, and the triangle

94. REPUBLICAN OR DEMOCRAT?
Don't you mean "terrorist" or "racist"?

95. KISSES OR HUGS?
Both'll be good

96. RELATIONSHIPS OR ONE NIGHT STANDS?
People say relationships to be "good people" and "moral", others say "one night stands" because they're players and are "cool", or just plain haven't had sex in ages, at the time, you probably won't think about it, and sometimes, one can lead to the other

97. WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU BOUGHT?
Something amazingly un-interesting

98. WOULD YOU EVER BE A HOUSEWIFE?
im a Bloke

99. WHAT BOOK ARE YOU READING?
"Dragonmaster"-Chris bunch

Random Fact #100
We had a tree outside our house, I went downstairs to get lunch, when I came back, it was gone
True



Now, let this be the only meme I ever do